Borderline Retarded

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

"Mommy, room dirty"

"Oh really?"

"Yes"

"Do you know why mommy's room is so dirty?"

"No"

"It's because I spend all my time taking care of you"

The 2 year old looks at himself in the mirror and laughs. He turns to his mommy and says:

"Mommy, I poop"

"My point exactly"

5 Comments:

  • This post is really about KOM isn't it? Only the name has been changed to protect the not so innocent.

    By Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0, at 1:11 PM  

  • *grin* So true, so true...

    By Blogger PSUMommy, at 5:43 PM  

  • And you wonder where the Cynical Woman cartoon came from. Yes, it's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it, and have ever seen the results of letting a two-year-old clean anything, especially poop? Oh the horrors!

    By Blogger Helen, at 6:02 PM  

  • Ahh, how I miss our crisp, clean room before the children ;)

    I poop.

    By Blogger KOM, at 1:31 AM  

  • Goddammit, this is the funniest thing I've read in months.

    *wipes tears of laughter and nostalgia for his grown little ones*

    Thanks.

    By Blogger Kingfisher, at 10:24 AM  

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