Borderline Retarded

Friday, June 24, 2005

No no, thank you!

Can I give a shout out to all those wonderful Hispanic men I know? What is is it with Hispanic men and their apppreciation of women in the "family" way? I'm not even showing yet, but I keep getting the blushing grinning men around here following me around. It is great!! I drove over to drop some paperwork to Chava at one of our warehouses, and he kept glancing at my belly and grinning so wide you'd think he was the one that put the bun in the oven! And he was blushing too!
My good friend A had twins several years ago. She was the first one of my friends to have a baby. We would go for walks down the street, and truckloads of hispanic men would actually whistle at her. At first she was offended, but then she thought, well, there are worse things! I thought it was great. The white men I know would rather die than even talk about "womany" things. They don't want anything to do with pregnant women. When I had the horrible morning sickness at my last job, I would come out of the bathroom and every person with a penis had vacated the building. Except the hispanic guys. Especially the Soto brothers. There were about 7 of them I think! They would make sure I had a glass of water, or something to eat or a cool washcloth. They would never leave me alone in the office if I was feeling poorly. What gentlemen! Someone raised them right!


  • oh girl, its that sexy round belly of yours. My man says I'm at my MOST sexy when preggers and rounded in front (already rounded in back from sitting at this comp too long without working out) i'm telling you, I bet its a girl. I had a girl second, and they are FUN! expensive, but fun. But I wouldn't trade my little man for anything in the world. Be sure and keep us posted on your pregnancy! I want to hear it all. aches, pains (and thats just from your hubby) hemmeroids (I hope you don't get cursed with those) and of coarse, the infamous sleepless nights. yes yes, childbearing is fun.

    By Blogger Kaci, at 11:12 AM  

  • It's too bad there aren't any Hipanic men in Singapore!

    How are you feeling? No morning sickness I hope? That must be the worst feeling on earth! I vomitted for the whole nine months when I was pregnant. My mom predicted that I was going to have a girl just by examining my vomit!

    By Blogger Passerby A, at 6:53 AM  

  • Hey if you went to Texas you might think diffrently of Hispanic
    men,but I am glad you are doing ok in your pregnancy oh and it's a offense about
    hispanic ppl...

    By Blogger PORTER SR, at 8:38 AM  

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