Borderline Retarded

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

So, before I even left the house this morning I splattered my blouse with chili, and spilled Children's Benedryl on my slacks. At lunch this afternoon, I splattered tomato sauce right across my boobs.

I look like I murdered someone with a teeny tiny instrument of death. Like a paperclip or something. Of course my shirt is white. Why else would this happen?


  • My mind blanked out. Did you say something after "boobs?"

    By Blogger Kingfisher, at 2:10 PM  

  • Sorry you are having a rough day! Remember, it's almost Friday.

    By Blogger KYlitprof, at 11:24 AM  

  • I know all about this. I spill everything on every piece of clothing I own. So sorry.

    By Blogger Elle Marie, at 1:04 PM  

  • I had to giggle...I made the misake of wearing a white shirt this past Sunday, along with a skirt I borrowed from my mom. Within an hour, the shirt and skirt had spitup, baby apples with plums, and car grease all over them. Then I ripped the skirt while trying to re-install the carseat into the van...oh, the joys of motherhood!

    By Blogger PSUMommy, at 6:23 PM  

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