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Thursday, November 17, 2005

My little man......

I moved the straps on my son's car seat up another notch today.

It seems like he grows half an inch every night. I am just amazed at how fast he is growing - even the way he looks at me is different, more grown up.

They can't stay our little babies forever, can they?


  • Oh, yes they can!

    You have to keep them in the dark, feed them very little, and only things with at least six ingrediants ending in -enzoate, -flavin, or -nitrate...and anything with Yellow #6. Remember to only talk to them in words like, "ootsie-wootsie" or "hafta go?" And lastly, refer to yourself in the third person as Mommy, or Mumsie.

    That or send them to my school. Buncha helpless infants.

    By Blogger lolalane, at 11:50 AM  

  • Oh, my, tell me about it! I just celebrated my BABIES' 4th and 1st birthdays. And my 1-year-old is suddenly in 18-month clothing. Eeeek!

    By Blogger PSUMommy, at 4:21 PM  

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