I made my husband blush......

While my sister and I were talking about going to the red dress party, I brought out this cute little red cocktail dress for her to borrow. I told my husband it was the same dress I wore the night we decided we should start seeing each other. Or, rather, the night we first humped! He said he didn't recognize it, so I pulled it off the hanger and left it on a crumpled heap on the floor. I said, "do you recognize it now?"

I swear I saw him blush!