The reason.....

The reason my blog is named Borderline Retarded is because it is a favorite phrase of my mother's. When I was a kid, at one time or another, every single one of my cousins (and one of her brothers) was diagnosed by her as being "borderline retarded." I think that is the funniest shit I have ever heard. The idea that my mom would even say something like that to anybody is mind numbingly bizarre. I cringe to think what she has told her family and friends about me growing up!!